Bizarre, Funny & Cheeky Pick-up Lines


Screen shot 2014-02-12 at AM 11.39.44It’s never too late if you don’t have a date this Valentine’s day. You could always try these pick-up lines, if you’re still single. Alternatively, you could prank a friend and see what happens, or try it out on your partner, because while some of these lines are downright smart, some don’t make the cut – although they definitely make you laugh.


1. Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist right?

2. I’m Invisible. (Really?)
Can you see me? (Yes.)
How about tomorrow night?

3. Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you.

4. Excuse me, do you have the time (Yes, but..)
Good. I have the place.

5. Would you grab my arm, so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?

6. Excuse me, but does this smell like chlorofoam to you? [Kidnaps the girl]

7. I’m Mr.right, someone said you were looking for me?

8. I’m new to town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

9. I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and I’ll see what I can do with it.

10. You’re single. I’m single. Coincidence? I think not.


1. Did you just fart? Cause you’re blowin’ me away.

2. Was your dad a baker? Cause you’ve the nicest set of buns I’ve ever seen.

3. My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can’t hold it in.

4. Are you wearing space pants? Cause your butt is out of this world.

(Actually, they’re softball pants, cause my ass is so out of your league.)

5. So you are a girl huh?

6. I know goat milk does the body good, but dang girl, how much have you been drinking?

7. I’m not trying to impress you or anything, but I can swim without floaties.

8. Is your body from McDonalds? Cause I’m lovin’ it.

9.  How you doin’? (If you watched Friends, you’d get this.)

10. Are you a pokemon? Cause I choose you.

What are some of your favourite/funny pick-up lines? Drop us a comment below.